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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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Ivan: Why aren’t you flying?
Keith: Without a jetpack i can only float!
Ivan: Sky High-san!

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izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

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"I’m begging you…"

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